Philip Rivers and Peyton Manning discuss their newfound rivalry

As the news of Peyton Manning joining the Denver Broncos oozes out of every nook and cranny, discussions between Philip Rivers and Manning are now underway so they can get acquainted as rivals. Here is what went down, probably. 

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Peyton Manning: “Hey Philip. It’s good to see you again, buddy!”

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Philip Rivers: “Why the hell did you come here, Peyton?”

Peyton Manning: “Whaddya mean? I thought you wanted me to come here.”

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PR: “You thought I was SERIOUS?”

PM: “Yeah, Philip. I really thought you did. I’m … I’m …”

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PM: “I’m sorry, Philip.”

PR: “Don’t give me that pouty face, Peyton.”

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PM: (Tears rolling down his cheek) What pouty face?

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PR: “Get out of my face right now, Peyton.”

PM: “I can’t. It’s too late, Philip.”

PR: “Damn you, Peyton.”

PM: “Hey, I got something that’ll cheer you up, Phil. Jim Irsay owes me a favor anyway.”

PR: “… What is it?”

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PM: “We got a whole football field to ourselves. Wanna throw a pigskin 80 yards back and forth?”

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PR: “Hahaha. Whoo, boy, you’ve outdone yourself this time, Peyton. I have a confession, though. I can’t really throw a football that fa–”

PM: “Hold on, my phone’s buzzing.”

PM: “It’s my friend. He says he wants to come over to play with us.”

PR: “Where the heck did you grow a mustac–”

PM: “Hold that thought — let me reply to him. Are you OK if he comes along?”

PR: “Uhh. Sure, I guess.”

Philip and Peyton head down to Lucas Oil Stadium.

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PR: “Alright, where’s your friend?”

PM: “Calm down. And stop squintin’. He’s here already. Come on out, bro!”

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PR: ” … You sonuvabi–”

Eli Manning: “Hey, how’re you, Philip?? Long time no see buddy. Haven’t seen you since I got drafted by your team back in 2004. How is San Diego?”

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PR: “I’m not even going to look at you.”

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EM: “OH HEY LOOK! I found this in my pocket!”

PM: “I have one, too.”

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EM: “OH HEY LOOK! I found this in my OTHER pocket!”

Mar 7, 2012; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning during a press conference to announce his departure from the team at Indiana Farm Bureau Football Center. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-US PRESSWIRE

PM: “Get out now, Eli.”

EM: “Fine.”

Feb 6, 2012; Indianapolis, IN, USA; New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning during the Super Bowl most valuable player and winning head coach press conference at the Super Bowl XLVI media center at the J.W. Marriott. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-US PRESSWIRE

EM: “I’ll just leave these things here — with my name on them — right where everyone can see them.”

Mar 7, 2012; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning during a press conference to announce his departure from the team at Indiana Farm Bureau Football Center. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-US PRESSWIRE

Jan 1, 2012; Oakland, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) on the sidelines against the Oakland Raiders during the fourth quarter at O.co Coliseum. San Diego defeated Oakland 38-26. Mandatory Credit: Jason O. Watson-US PRESSWIRE

PR: “I hate that guy.”

Carlos Sandoval is the lead editor at Fansided’s UCLA blog, Go Joe Bruin. Feel free to hit him up on Twitter: @CarlosatUCLA.

Topics: Eli Manning, Faces, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning Face, Philip Rivers

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  • Calum

    Lol, i had to laugh

  • RussellGrant

    We’ll add to it.
     
    Archie shows up.
    AM:  All my boys have these.
    PR:  But you don’t old man. 
    PM:  Why did you burn my pops like that?
    PR:  Tell your old man, “Don’t start no stuff there won’t be no stuff”
    PM:  I guess you know I’m the favorite to win the division now.
    PR:  Maybe on paper, but you’re in Denver.  That thin air is hard to run in, you know.
    PM:  I don’t run anyway.
    PR:  I know.  The defense knows too.

    • biggsybolt

      @RussellGrant hahahaha awesome!

  • BoJackRusso

    Hey Carlos! What’s up man? Very funny BTW. Too bad PR respects Peyton like he does. It would be funny to see them jaw at each other like Cutler/Rivers did. The AFC West just got a lot more fun again. These two are going to have some epic games against each other.

    • carlosatUCLA

       @BoJackRusso Dude, how’s it going? I hope they do, but I’m hoping one of our corners has a field day the way Cro did a couple years back. I dislike the Mannings.

  • BoogaP

    I am not sure if it’s that I am too hardcore blue and gold……or if I just don’t have a sense of humor…..Oh, wait…..I have a sense of humor!!!
     
    Like Damon Wayans and Keenan Ivory Wayans on In Living color would so graciously put it……HATED IT!!  Yes, there would be some “around the world snaps’ accompanying that comment!
     
    I know you’re just poking fun.  Golly, Rivers might even find it to be funny.

    • carlosatUCLA

       @BoogaP I hate Eli as much as the next guy. But the pictures guide the quotes on these things. It really can’t be the other way around :-)

      • BoogaP

         @carlosatUCLA
         I, personally, don’t hate anyone……Just your article……
         
        And you are a psych major?…..
         
        “It really can’t be the other way around”……….
         
        It’s not the other way around, so to speak.  Quit hating Eli for the decision his daddy made for him. I certainly wouldn’t change ANYTHING about it!
         
        ;-)   

  • tank58

    this is great lol! 

    • carlosatUCLA

       @tank58 I hate to agree with you, but I enjoyed writing it. The pictures dictate the words more than you think!

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