Time to ‘Layeth the Smacketh Down’ to the AFC West

If you asked me what do I do best my first response would be talking smack. It’s what every sports fan does and is used to hearing. That is part of what makes sports so great. It’s the rivalry of being better then every other team. Players themselves have the same passion, and jaw jabbing as some of us. It’s time to wake the AFC West up starting today. Football season is about to start and we need to make it known that the division is ours! OUR San Diego Supers’ win this division HANDS DOWN THIS YEAR! It’s time to make the fun part of fandom come alive.

My first jab goes to Oakland. Why must we put up with your non-sense every year. Every year people mock you, and while that isn’t the worst part of it, people say to look out for you guys. The only guys I am worried about is the fans. Branch can’t hang with Meach, and McClain isn’t going to get it done against Gates. The Raiders of old flared last year as players threw cheap shots left and right. I am happy that we start off against you guys though. So we can start out 1-0 and do it in front of a NATION wide audience. We’ll go to the “Black Hole.” Don’t you worry about that. Just worry about another, “Black Hole,” as our boys will take the field with a new defense and same “Flash and Dash,” offense!

Don’t tear an ACL Kansas City, I got you right now! Romeo didn’t succeed in Cleveland and he won’t here. You are going to need more then just a botched snap to beat us this year. Bring on Dontari Poe! The Running Beast, Ryan Mathews, is gearing up with a new squad which includes the Big Mac Daddy! The McClain Train is coming through and you better not be on the tracks! Jackie is already set to do, “Battle” if you know what I am saying! Know what I mean?!? lol Bring it all day long! We are going to be KING of your Cassel!

The Donkeys! Don’t think you are getting away! Hows Peyton doing? He better be ready cause Super Melvin is coming. Better hope he makes it past Pittsburgh. That frail neck has to last 16 weeks, and as John Elway said, “We don’t have a Plan B.” San Diego is ready to step it up and Jesus himself (Tebow) is in New York. Von Miller was even in disbelief when truing with Melvin Ingram when Ingram was still at South Carolina. You know what that means? TROUBLE! Denver better get ready because a storms brewing, and the Lightning Bolts are gonna SHOCK YOU! Not going to lie though I am pretty worried about Peyton Manning’s ONE career win against us. Hope history doesn’t repeat it self or anything.

One thing we can all agree on is that the season is approaching fast. That’s something EVERY team can be happy about! We all have to remember smack talk isn’t to be taken seriously. It is part of the game, that makes it SO much more enjoyable! Us as Charger fans hear it, so we as Charger fans must dish it. Did someone see lightning strike? Hope Peyton Manning is ok. Have fun with it everyone, but remember don’t take anything to serious! It’s a game that we love with all our hearts, and creating camaraderie is as far as it should go!