Craigslist Ad: Head Coach Wanted

I am so happy that the people of San Diego are taking a proactive approach for finding a new head coach for the team. Just found this ad on craigslist asking people to send resumes for a head coaching position to Chargers Park.

I promise I didn’t write it. My ad would have additional skills like:Name rhymes with Deff Pisher, Dill Bowher or Bandy BeidWill stop his players from tweeting stupid stuff out to the publicKnows where the gas pedal isHas a level of emotion greater than dullAnd on and on and on