Larry English Broke His Foot AGAIN
By Ernie Padaon

This guy CANNOT stay on the field!!!! I’m tired of his shenanigans and I am read to cut him loose. He has done nothing for us and I am ready to move on from this mess.
We have not made a move yet, but he will likely be placed on the IR. It was nice knowing you Larry! Thanks for NOTHING!
I already have the walking cast and some crutches, all I need is a Larry English jersey for my Halloween outfit.
Hopefully we bring in another linebacker to fill his spot. Lofa Tatupu and Keith Bullock are both available and could add some veteran leadership to the team.