NFL Lockout: Just a Mosquito Circumcision Away From Being Over

By Ernie Padaon
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Yea you read that right! Check out the quote from Jerry Jones on the NFL Lockout:

The line of NFL negotiations came Friday when Jerry Jones – as only he can – told negotiators, “We’re down to circumsizing mosquitoes.”less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyChris Mortensenmortreport

I don’t even know what to say about that!

I guess there are just little things that we need to cut out and this whole thing will be done?

ANYWAY, this lockout better be over this week so we can start talking about some real things happening. We can talk about our rookies getting signed, free agents, and making trades. We can talk about assembling our Super Bowl caliber team OR we can start yelling FIRE NORV at the top of our lungs. It is all good, because we will be talking football!

Sorry Mr Mosquito, this must be done!

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