Are You Really Ready For Some Chargers Football?

Think about it, are you really ready for some football?
Are you ready to see:
Nate Kaeding line up for a field goal in the playoffs and kick it wide right?
Are you ready to see it THREE times in one game?
Contract disputes between AJ and VJ
Eric Weddle get trucked by opposing running backs?
Bob Sanders walk off the field with a biceps injury?
Norval make stupid coaching decisions and mismanaging the game clock?
This special teams again?
Jeromey Clary miss his assignment and allow Philip to be dropped?
Ryan Mathews fumble the ball all over the field?
Richard Goodman lay the ball down in the middle of the field?
YEA, I AM READY ALSO!!!!! END THIS LOCKOUT!
A lot of these things will be fixed, but some things will probably live on unfortunately.
Did I miss anything?