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So far this looks like a bad day for the San Diego Chargers and free agency is only 45 minutes in. The Chargers lost the Andy Levitre sweepstakes to the Tennessee Titans and now they have lost Louis Vasquez to the rival Denver Broncos! OUCH!

OUCH!!!!!

This is not a good look that we have rolling right now. The Chargers better get scrambling for some help for Philip Rivers, because this is getting pretty dang UGLY!

So……

I am left speechless with this move right now. We were too busy claiming Fozzy Whittaker from the Arizona Cardinals today and we dropped the ball on our own free agent. Oh yea, we signed TE John Phillips too! BIG TIME!!!

We don’t even have Levitre to lean on anymore. We better work are way over to sign a left tackle or over to Brandon Moore to get some sort of something in front of Philip Rivers. I am pretty sure Philip Rivers is pissed!

Not a good start Tom Telesco. The vets in the AFC West are schooling you right now!

We better get rolling on something soon. The Chargers fans are getting restless. RESTLESS!

Oh please someone help us! Goodbye, Louis Vasquez! I pretty much hate your guts now for sleeping with the enemy.

Jan 12 2013; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos outside linebacker Von Miller (58) shakes hands with fans on the sidelines before the AFC divisional round playoff game against the Baltimore Ravens at Sports Authority Field. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

Von Miller has now made his guarantee. Miller has guaranteed that the Denver Broncos will win the Super Bowl in 2013. He made his proclaim for the twitter world to see:

You can post this where ever.. Denver broncos will win the Super Bowl 2013 #4UJEREMIAH #IGUARANTEEIT58 if you are with us Retweet

— Von Miller (@MillerLite40) March 5, 2013

I guess we don’t have to play the 2013 season. Von Miller says that it is all set in stone. Guaranteed!

I remember when we were paper champions!

November 8, 2012; Jacksonville FL, USA; Indianapolis Colts outside linebacker Dwight Freeney (93) rushes during the second half against the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field. Indianapolis Colts defeated the Jacksonville Jaguars 27-10. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

All the old school Indianapolis Colts players seem to be working their way over to Denver. Peyton Manning gave his buddy Dwight Freeney a ring already and is trying to get him to join the Denver Broncos.

Could you imagine having to face Von Miller and Dwight Freeney on the same roster twice a year? Philip Rivers just pooped his pants twice thinking about the possibility.

That is why we need to get this offensive line upgraded as soon as possible. Miller is already a beast and adding a veteran pass rusher like Freeney would cause some serious issues. One of them has to go against Clary and that just makes me poop my pants. THere is poop pants everywhere thinking about this. Tom Telesco… poop pants. Mike  McCoy… poop pants.

Freeney still hasn’t signed a deal with the Broncos. Hopefully there is another team that can steal his heart.