My first jab goes to Oakland. Why must we put up with your non-sense every year. Every year people mock you, and while that isn’t the worst part of it, people say to look out for you guys. The only guys I am worried about is the fans. Branch can’t hang with Meach, and McClain isn’t going to get it done against Gates. The Raiders of old flared last year as players threw cheap shots left and right. I am happy that we start off against you guys though. So we can start out 1-0 and do it in front of a NATION wide audience. We’ll go to the “Black Hole.” Don’t you worry about that. Just worry about another, “Black Hole,” as our boys will take the field with a new defense and same “Flash and Dash,” offense!

Don’t tear an ACL Kansas City, I got you right now! Romeo didn’t succeed in Cleveland and he won’t here. You are going to need more then just a botched snap to beat us this year. Bring on Dontari Poe! The Running Beast, Ryan Mathews, is gearing up with a new squad which includes the Big Mac Daddy! The McClain Train is coming through and you better not be on the tracks! Jackie is already set to do, “Battle” if you know what I am saying! Know what I mean?!? lol Bring it all day long! We are going to be KING of your Cassel!

The Donkeys! Don’t think you are getting away! Hows Peyton doing? He better be ready cause Super Melvin is coming. Better hope he makes it past Pittsburgh. That frail neck has to last 16 weeks, and as John Elway said, “We don’t have a Plan B.” San Diego is ready to step it up and Jesus himself (Tebow) is in New York. Von Miller was even in disbelief when truing with Melvin Ingram when Ingram was still at South Carolina. You know what that means? TROUBLE! Denver better get ready because a storms brewing, and the Lightning Bolts are gonna SHOCK YOU! Not going to lie though I am pretty worried about Peyton Manning’s ONE career win against us. Hope history doesn’t repeat it self or anything.

One thing we can all agree on is that the season is approaching fast. That’s something EVERY team can be happy about! We all have to remember smack talk isn’t to be taken seriously. It is part of the game, that makes it SO much more enjoyable! Us as Charger fans hear it, so we as Charger fans must dish it. Did someone see lightning strike? Hope Peyton Manning is ok. Have fun with it everyone, but remember don’t take anything to serious! It’s a game that we love with all our hearts, and creating camaraderie is as far as it should go!

July 8, 2012; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel is introduced before the 2012 Legends and Celebrity softball game at Kauffman Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-US PRESSWIRE

It is All-Star time in the baseball world and the All-Star festivities are taking place in BBQ town Kansas City. As part of the festivities, Major League Baseball has a Celebrity All-Star softball game to keep the fans entertained. One of the participants of the lovely event, Kansas City Chiefs QB Matt Cassell!

Check out the great welcome that he received from his hometown fans:

Royals fans booed Matt Cassell at the All Star Celebrity Softball game?I think Brodie Croyle is available. SMH. #stayclassyakc #myhometown

— Heather Williams (@hwilliams_12) July 9, 2012

Didn’t those guys at Arrowhead Addict clown San Diego fans about hating Philip Rivers?

“In reality, I’m pretty sure that the reason the Chargers have trouble selling out is because even fans of the team can’t stand Philip Rivers.*”

I failed to mention the meaning of the * on that sentence:  *Since posting this article, several Charger fans have pointed out how ludicrous this statement is. I have added this note to point out to them this link.

Philip Rivers would have never gotten booed at a ballgame in PETCO Park!

In a league that has success passing the football, the KC fans know that they have a turd tossing the football around for them. There is so much satisfaction when KC fans tweet stuff out like this:

That Matt Cassell throw from 3rd to 1st is longer than most throws Chiefs fans are going to see this season.

— Brock McMillan (@brock_mcmillan) July 9, 2012

Cassell is the biggest hurdle that the Chiefs have this season. They keep trotting him out there under center and San Diego Chargers fans keep smiling! Thank you KC fans for letting us know how you really feel about your quarterback! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NOTE: Before you go over to Arrowhead Addict and call them names, be respectful of the fans there and keep the chatter about football! Keep the profanities down and again JUST TALK FOOTBALL! The guys over there do an awesome job and should be respected for what they do and have done. They are the top visited site on this network and that post they wrote drew national attention. 

If you don’t care too much about softball/baseball, here:

July 8, 2012; Kansas City, MO, USA; Recording artist Haley Reinhart and model Chrissy Teigen walk back to the dugout during the 2012 Legends and Celebrity softball game at Kauffman Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Peter G. Aiken-US PRESSWIRE

July 8, 2012; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Royals former player Bo Jackson (16) greets model Chrissy Teigen during the 2012 Legends and Celebrity softball game at Kauffman Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Peter G. Aiken-US PRESSWIRE

Dec 24, 2011; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs fan wearing black face paint and dressed as an Indian reacts during the game against the Oakland Raiders at Arrowhead Stadium. The Raiders defeated the Chiefs 16-13 in overtime. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee/Image of Sport-US PRESSWIRE

The Arrowhead Addict is a FanSided blog for the Chefs and they just posted this little number:

Clipped from: arrowheadaddict.com (share this clip)

I guess the smack talking between blogs can start early this year!!!

According to the Arrowhead Addict, our Bolts are so desperate to get butts into the seats at Qualcomm that we are sending out invites to “really awesome” Kansas City Chiefs blogs including the Addict. Well CRAP! It seems that are Chargers have made us an easy target for some smack talk!

I can’t lie, we do need to get some butts in the seats at the games and why would we want to waste are money watching the pathetic Chiefs in the first place? Bring those Chiefs fans into town and let them spend their money in our city!  Our Chargers will just send them back home to their cornfields and BBQ  with a loss!

We have Philip Rivers as our quarterback and we love it, while the Chiefs have Matt Cassel! We are getting that AFC West crown back this year!

Feel free to send some smack talk on that Arrowhead Addict post! They are the most popular site in the FanSided network and they need to know that the Bolts fans will not take the smack talk lying down!