Jul 26, 2013; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers head coach Mike McCoy with quarterback Philip Rivers (17) during training camp at Chargers Park. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

Caption the Photo

THE OFFSEASON SUCKS! We are trying to wind down the time until we can get to the NFL Draft. We are getting closer and closer, but it still is so dang far away. In order to pass about 5 minutes, we are running this Caption the Photo post. We might have a few of these in the next couple of weeks.

The Bolt Beat fam has a ton of clowns in it, so getting some good laughs for these things should be easy… MAYBE.

I hate this dead time in the offseason, but we can pass the time together. I am already tired of looking at the different guys that we COULD draft, but we will keep on plugging away until we finally get there.


Dick's Sporting Goods presents "Hell Week":

Tags: San Diego Chargers

  • Campbell Parker

    McCoy – Think we can make the playoffs again Phillip? Rivers – Golly coach, I’m thinking Super Bowl or bust …

  • Tazzster

    Hey Mike! Pull my finger.

  • Marcel West-Bailey

    MM: Look at our secondary Phil
    PR: I’m trying not to
    MM: Eric is going to be back there by himself again
    PR: We’re not going to the playoffs
    MM: Telesco’s bringing in Roby
    PR: Look at my face. I want someone else.

  • Michael

    Don’t get all pissy just cuz I didn’t call you last night…I told you we’re not exclusive,, if I want to see other quarterbacks, I will!!!!

  • BoltUpBaby

    Coach I remember when we had Tomlinson, VJax, and Sproles. Well Philip I can still remember Payton.

  • Julien Bélair

    MM : Rivers for the million time i’m sory but I don’t call the shot! Look I’ll talk to TT once again but he doesn’t want to cut Clary

    Rivers : smh

  • RussinSactown

    McCoy: I think we’re going to install read option and have you run it Phil. What do you think?
    Rivers: Stop visiting those pot dispensaries in Denver!

  • mattyv

    MM: Man, I love Charger Girl Auditions

    PR: MMhmmmMm

  • Rod McCray

    McCoy- “What’s that Phillips?”……Phillips-”I Wish I Still Vincent Jackson to Throw to!!!”

  • Cgoodness13

    McCoy – Seriously Rivers, another child!!!!
    Rivers – ….

  • nathanson60

    You smell that phillip?

  • Brett M

    PR- Coach- I don’t know if Clemens can hold the clipboard as well as CBJ
    MM- who’s Clemens?

  • Edward Sherman

    Well it was tough but i want you to know i chose you over CBJ.

  • tubbs45

    ‘So Philip, what do you think of the receiving core?” PR17, “MEH, I can work with that…”


    • Gunnar Martin

      The world would be a better place if we all had that kind of timing. This is my newest addition to my bucket list.

  • davacho

    you used my razor for your legs again didn’t you?… dagnabbiit philip!

  • Bolts5521

    But Mike, I wanted the last pizza roll!

  • tubbs45

    MM, “Dude, did you fart!”

    PR, “Not me it was CBJ… oh wait…”


  • philiprules

    Hey Philip, check out that broad over there in row! Schwing!
    Dude, that’s my wife.

  • Sergio Quintero

    Sorry for my boring sense of humor, a pretty realistic situation:

    Philip: Can we return to the offense of early last season, the one where I was actually throwing the ball.

    Coach: We are a running team

    Philip: I threw the ball 6 times in one half?!?!

    Coach: We won the game

    Philip: You didn’t give me the ball the next week either.

    Coach: We are a running team!!

  • Nick Lee

    “Philip what are your thoughts on going both ways and playing some defensive back?”

  • Nick Mansoor

    Dat ass tho


  • RZ

    Yes…we do have to play the NINERS and the Seahawks this season One-Seven. So take that goofy look of your face and bust a move or two.

  • Kenny Redman

    “That’s right Phillip my boy; there’s nothing in my pocket”.

    • Gunnar Martin

      Nothin but some good ol’ crazy bread

  • RL Phillips

    OK Philip, one last time.
    You put your hands on your hips and you look to your left. Shake it all around.
    And that’s how we do the Macarena.

  • Michael

    Hey, Phil,,, Tom was thinking that we should trade you to whatever team takes Johnny Football this draft,,, uh,,,,, what do you think?

  • Daniel Sutter

    Mike: Look at Weddles beard!
    Philip: Hey mines coming in, see coach…

  • Michael

    I will sing for you,, when you beg me,,,,,,,, and you will beg me!!!!

  • Alter Ego

    Clip board Jesus had to go Phillip…no more pouting okay?

  • vct


  • http://www.BoltBeat.com/ Peter Thompson

    They’ve got LEGS… and they know how to use them… (ZZ Top))