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2014 San Diego Chargers April Fools Mock Draft

Let’s just point this out from the start this time. This is an April Fools mock draft!  Let’s just to have a little bit of fun with April Fools on this mock.

Here is the 2014 April Fools Mock Draft:

Round 1: Leon Sandcastle. For some reason he went undrafted last season and that fool can run. I think he is still available through the draft. We need to get him on the roster so that he can play in the secondary. He would move this defense to the top of the league with his coverage skills and help out everyone else on the defense.

Round 2: Wade Phillips. Corner and nose tackle are huge needs for the team, but it all can be masked with a good defensive coordinator. For some reason, nobody has picked up Phillips to become their defensive coordinator and the Chargers are still running with John Pagano to run the show. Pick him up and burn the 2nd round pick to get him.

Round 3: Shawne Merriman on some steroids. If DeMarcus Ware is still in the league doing his thing, then Shawne Merriman still should be able to get off of the edge to terrorize quarterbacks… with steroids. How many games can we get out of him until he is caught?

Round 4: E.Honda. The Street Fighter dude. He has to be a good nose tackle for the team. Imagine the hand fighting with him up front. He could clog up the middle in a heart beat.

What are your suggestions for the Chargers draft?

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  • navw21

    We should definitely draft Jerry Ricecake as well. Would be an awesome 1-2 combo with him and KA13

    • Ernie Padaon

      i forgot about him! crap… hope he is available when we pick

    • Stefanie Smith

      Jerry Ricecake will never fall to the Chargers. Maybe TT will considered moving up to get him.

  • Cooper

    Switch to a 4-3 and draft The Incredible Hulk and the fantastic four’s The Thing to play DT. Say goodbye to Mr. Manning!

    • Ernie Padaon

      we would destroy some fools!

    • philiprules

      Ironman at RB. Those hand blasters bring all new meaning to a big stiff arm.

  • Cooper

    Sorry PR17… but we could draft Captain America for a new QB that way we never have to draft another QB ever again.

  • Dave O

    This guy…draft him out of retirement

    • Ernie Padaon

      oh my goodness… one of the best ever.

  • Marcel West-Bailey

    Draft Murray the Cheetah from Serengeti University!!!

  • Edward Sherman

    john jefferson says Freak the tundra and stays in SD, actually remains relevant.

  • Edward Sherman

    the Flash for KR/PR.

  • TheReturnOfMrBlanks

    If we can get Merrimen on both HGH (for proper healing of course) and Roids I’ll do that deal all day long. His steroid motor was really really high.

  • Gunnar Martin

    Where the heck is Pete with his results from the Floyd interview?? I’m starting to think it was a cruel, cruel April Fools’ joke…