AFC West Ugly Bowl Voting: Danny Woodhead A Nominee?

Dec 8, 2013; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers running back Danny Woodhead (39) and running back Ryan Mathews (24) before the Chargers game against the New York Giants at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Hanashiro-USA TODAY Sports

It is the NFL Offseason for a bunch of teams around the league. The site Kissing Suzy Kolber always has some interesting posts on their site to keep your attention. They do an amazing job over there. Currently, they are running a contest to see who the ugliest player in the league is. They have made it to the AFC West conference and the ugly player that they chose to represent the San Diego Chargers is Danny Woodhead.

Danny Woodhead?!

Of all the players on the San Diego Chargers, they decided to choose Danny Woodhead? I am no judge of UGLY, but he wouldn’t be the first person that I would choose for that nomination.

We must have some good looking dudes on this roster, because I spent a couple of seconds trying to think of someone ugly on the roster and got nowhere. We don’t even have the previous head coach that we could point at for this award.

Can someone think of the ugliest Chargers player? (I hate the offseason!)

Topics: San Diego Chargers

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  • shane


    • Dave O

      Clary for sure. 100% with you.

      • Julien Bélair


  • huy


    • Peter Thompson

      He isn’t easy on the eyes, is he?

    • Lee

      dude has a bookshelf above his eyes

      • Ernie Padaon

        oh man!

  • Stefanie Smith

    This is mostly guys voting, I would guess. None are ugly. And Fluker? He is not ugly. Big and a little scary?? Maybe. No Woodhead is not ugly.

    • Peter Thompson

      Ummmm… with all due respect Stef.. Fluker DOES look like the missing link.

      • Stefanie Smith

        Guys think like that. Women see big guys like that as big teddy bears. Plus, his personality is charming.

        • Ernie Padaon

          so… vincent jackson was UGLY?

          • Peter Thompson

            Hahaha… Yes, Ernie.. very ugly ; )

          • Stefanie Smith

            No, Vincent is handsome.

          • Ernie Padaon

            but the personality?

        • Peter Thompson

          Maybe.. my wife made a comment on draft day about him, lol. I don’t think he is winning any beauty pageants. Having said that, you are right. He is pretty charming. Besides, I would never call that man ugly to his face. You would all be sending me flowers in the hospital, after he made Petey Pancakes for breakfast.

  • spike

    Tourek williams

  • Aaron Johnson

    Jarrett Johnsons 5 head makes my list.

    • Ernie Padaon

      hahaha… ok… forgot about double-j

  • 619chargers4life

    Cam Thomas

  • Peter Thompson

    I’m going with Damik Scafe. That naked picture of him is burned into my memory!

    As for Woodhead… he isn’t ugly, in general. However, I saw him interview.. I think it was after the Cincy playoff game… and his playoff beard was all patchy, and fuzzy looking in different spots.. his black glare protector under his eyes was all streaking, and he had “helmet-head”. On top of that, he was answering the questions all aloof (like he often does). It was like a 5’8 Marilyn Manson in a Charger uniform.. lol.

    • Ernie Padaon

      damn it. why did you have to remind me of that!

  • Michael Johnson

    All Chargers are sexy beasts.

    • Ernie Padaon


  • Ernie Padaon

    i knew that you all would not disappoint in the comments with this topic.. haha

    • Julien Bélair

      If this topic was a chargers player I would say that this guy is the ugliest

  • Stefanie Smith

    They can’t all be trotting around the field like they just did a photo shoot for GQ. Come on now.

    • Peter Thompson

      Cough Cough Kaepernick & Brady.. pansies.

      • Ernie Padaon

        squidward bro

  • tubbs45

    got go with Cam Thomas or Fluker…

  • tubbs45

    Now if we are talking past or present player/coaches… HAND DOWN VICTOR: Norv ‘scrodal-neck’ Turner

  • tubbs45

    Dombroski ain’t much of a charmer either…

    • Gunnar Martin

      Does he still play for us? If he does, then definitely Dombo.

  • Stefanie Smith

    You guys are harsh.. None of the guys are ugly.

  • Gunnar Martin

    I think they’re just jealous that Woodhead, a short white guy in all his glory, got in the NFL and they didn’t lol. I’d say the ugliest on our team is between Tourek or Bront Bird. Maybe it’s just me, but the hair just doesn’t seem to work for them, more specifically Bird. I cringe when I see it every time.

  • Bill Nichols

    Need to get some Charger Chicks to tell us that. Hell I think all dudes are ugly mofo’s….. Just sayin… Bolt Up!!

    • Ernie Padaon


  • Rob Base

    Does Norval count? Bahahaha ugly mofo

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