Sep 29, 2013; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) in the tunnel prior to player introductions before a game against the Dallas Cowboys at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

Caption This: Philip Rivers Stretching


Just ran into this photo in our library and thought it was a perfect opportunity for a CAPTION THIS post. Philip Rivers is just so tall and lanky and giraffe like that this needs to be done.

So make me laugh like you always do.

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  • arnie

    Norv said don’t just feel the giraffe, BE the giraffe.

  • davacho

    big balls need room to breathe…

    • http://boltbeat.com/ Ernie Padaon

      YES!!!! BOOM!!!

    • Blue&gold_blood

      The way he uses those balls ( all his kids ) they might not be that big at all lol…

      Anyways , back to football. Rivers my favorite qb of all time ( So far) wouldn’t trade or change him for any qb out there . Not even manning, Brady , Rodgers, Brees, etc….

  • Cgoodness13

    Caption: My norvs neck keeps sticking to my thigh

  • Adam

    Time to shit on the Cowboys!

  • tubbs45

    Better stretch first… Im gonna have to fist pump leg lunge a lot today!

    • http://boltbeat.com/ Ernie Padaon

      hahaha

  • tubbs45

    Get ready to SUCK IT Dallas….

  • Tazzster

    So it was blue shirt and tan shorts day and no one told me…. this is terribly awkward.

  • PakMaN

    He must be laying another child.

  • SuperCharged21

    Deep thought: I’m pretty sure throwing a pass like this in the Super Bowl would be awesome.

  • http://www.BoltBeat.com/ Peter Thompson

    Yo, ladies… dontcha wish you were this towel? Badda Bing!!!!