Chargers Player’s Girlfriend Makes Maxim’s Hot 100 List

Someone’s “GIRLFRIEND” made Maxim’s Hot 100 list. She’s got clear skin and ….

I would go on and on, but there is no need to feed into the madness. Showing up as number 69 on Maxim’s top 100 list, Manti Te’o’ Fake Girl.

Apr 27, 2013; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers second round draft pick Manti Te

They even have a sweet little shot of her to share with everyone.

This won’t end for a while. There are jokes that get passed around on NFL memes over and over again. Until Manti starts smacking some people in the face, we won’t hear the end of it. [

I like the idea that someone said on facebook, he might as well just jump on Saturday Night Live one day and just pull out all the jokes on himself. Nothing works better than a little hazing on yourself.

Maxim has been revealing portions of their annual Hot 100 list this week and will annouce the Top 10 tomorrow on the Today Show’s 4th hour.

To see who’s made the list so far hit up: Maxim Top 100

Sorry Manti, this isn’t going to end for a bit and you are sure to hear a few jabs from your teammates. We all are going to want to see how you respond to it all.

Topics: Manti Te'o, San Diego Chargers

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  • Rob Lambeth

    At what point does all this shit get old and people who mistakenly think they are being clever move on?

    • http://www.facebook.com/lostkiara Stefanie Smith

      Why does it bother you? I am not trying to be a smart aleck. This is interesting. Is it because he is on our team? Too much attention? It bothers me and I am interested in the reasons it bothers people.

      I don’t like it because the jokes make him look clownish and it blows back on the Chargers. We don’t need attention right now.

      • Rob Lambeth

        Anything that gets beat into the ground by people who think they are still being clever after 1000 people have already made roughly the same joke bothers me. People who think “happy camper” is cute bother me.

      • Rob Lambeth

        The guys who have to yell “IN THE HOLE” on every hole at every televised golf tournament bug me.

    • joerockt

      If you happen to be a Raiders, Chiefs or Donkeys fan, it will never get old, ever. We can only hope that he either destroys people to shut them up, or flames out quickly so we can dump him and move on.

  • davacho

    i agree- go on SNL and move this thing along.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lostkiara Stefanie Smith

    SNL would be a good idea, but he could never be as hilarious as Peyton. Omg, when Peyton told that kid to go stand in the porta potty. And when he was teaching those kids to break into a car and then told them to run when the cops came. He was outrageously funny.

    • DougM

      So right, Stefanie. That Peyton Manning skit was one of the best ever. I hated him before that – the skit opened up the door a little bit.

      http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603

      • http://www.facebook.com/lostkiara Stefanie Smith

        Same here. I loved him after that. I laughed so much.

    • tubbs45

      Funny as hell!!! one of the best ever!!!

  • DontQuitYourDayJob

    Oh, look, another quality post on Bolt Beat. You know, jokes are funny largely due to timing, and the Te’o jokes expired about two weeks after this story broke.

    Get over it.

    He’s a Charger, be supportive, don’t be a clown.

    • http://boltbeat.com/ Ernie Padaon

      wasn’t a joke

      • http://www.facebook.com/lostkiara Stefanie Smith

        I knew it was coming, Ernie. I was going to warn you that the Facebook clowns (actually whack jobs) would be coming to dog ya.

        • RussinSactown

          Stefanie = The bodyguard.

        • http://boltbeat.com/ Ernie Padaon

          I don’t know why, but it makes me want to post them more….. If they paid any attention, they would know that I love that we picked him up. But whateva

    • http://www.facebook.com/lostkiara Stefanie Smith

      You get over it and go back to staring at your Justin Bieber poster.

    • veazy

      Another example of somebody who only reads the headline and looks only at the pictures. Did you even read the post or check on the link? Stop being a dumbass and at least look through it thoroughly before you start bitching and moaning.

    • http://www.BoltBeat.com/ Peter Thompson

      I LOVE these “quality posts”! They inspire these “quality comments”, from folks like yourself! We’re so lucky to be able to receive the gift of your valuable insight… so informative! A true blessing <3

  • joerockt

    I’d be lying if I said that didn’t make me chuckle. But I don’t want to sound negative, so, love you Te’o. You haven’t played a single down in the NFL, but I’m hoping really extra hard that you’re the super god ILB that we all know you are!!!

    • veazy

      No offense dude, but you are really aspiring to way too much. If you expect fireworks from him, you’re in for disappointment. He’s not an exciting linebacker to watch, but he can play solid at best. Think closer to Stephen Cooper than whatever playmaker people are making him out to be.

      • joerockt

        SMH

        Sarcasm > You

        • veazy

          Sarcasm in text isn’t easy to pick up. Just because you know what tone you typed it in, that doesn’t mean everybody can easily identify it in text. Similar to how people assume somebody is angry if they read something in all caps or they see a cuss word. This is not a sarcastic response.

          • joerockt

            Methinks you’re new to the interwebs. Wecome. Mind the Trolls and Pedobears.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-P-Derrick/1654577989 James P Derrick

        …and how quickly have ye forgotten that Coop54 owned Manning…so fo shizzle if he balls out like that….

        • veazy

          That’s one of the only highlights in Cooper’s career. That does not help Te’o's (is this correct?) case. The point is people are building Te’o up to be the next Junior Seau simply because of his highlight plays and Samoan heritage. (NO SARCASM).

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-P-Derrick/1654577989 James P Derrick

            He hasn’t taken the field as a Charger yet and many already count him out….give TT a pro at his job credit for drafting this guy…we can all come back later and compare notes…I have no expectations but will take what he can contribute better than an old Spikes…

    • MC Boltman

      Yeh…Manti Te’o will face some tough months again – but surely would be much harder if he would´ve landed e.g. in New York.
      According
      to the >maxim<: "What doesn´t kill you makes you stronger", he´ll
      get over it and will be one of the mentally strongest guys in the
      league. BoltNation is behind u Manti! #boltup

      • RZ

        I’m sure Manti is trying to if not already over it…but it doesn’t look like other folks are over it and are stuck in the past with old news.It’s time to move forward already. WTF!

  • Guest

    Man…Manti Te’o will face some tough months again – but surely would be much harder if he would´ve landed e.g. in New York.
    According to the >maxim<: "What doesn´t kill you makes you stronger", he´ll get over it and will be one of the mentally strongest guys in the league. BoltNation is behind u Manti! #boltup

  • http://www.facebook.com/craig.hammond3030 Craig Hammond

    This is old.

  • RussinSactown

    You know, he signed up for it. Time for him to get a real flesh and blood girlfriend and start busting people in the mouth when he gets inside the lines

  • tubbs45

    Damn she is kind of hot… Definitely needs a tan!

  • Rob Base

    Bahahah WOW sorry but that was funny. Teo will not hear the end of that one. I needed a good laugh after the crap I’ve been threw the last few days. On another note Bolt Fam. Manny was released from the hospital last night. We are grateful for all the love and support. He has a long recovery ahead of him but he’s a fighter and he will be fine.

  • Brandon Rios

    All this will stop when he gets a real girlfriend and he ends Peyton Manning’s career.

  • Cgoodness13

    Man I’d totally be ripping on Teo but y’all beat me to it….guess I should be that 1 d bag who says…….”how immature!!!! Manti was a victim!!!! Leave him alone!!!!” I hated to be that guy but y’all forced me into the role :’(

  • 619chargers4life

    he keeps getting more and more motivation. our new member shouldn’t have a problem making plays on the field. its gonna be a good season.

  • PaglaBura

    Oo

  • shepdogsd

    Maxim listed Miley Cyrus as it’s #1 (out of 100?). Give me a break. There are some real dogs on the list too. Out of this list, the imaginary girlfriend isn’t half bad.

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