The San Diego Chargers jumped head first into free agency today. They seemed like they were just itching for the clock to strike 1 so that they could just snatch up all the talent. As soon as free agency struck 1, the Chargers got TE John Phillips signed. They may have misread the name on the paper and thought they were re-signing Shaun Phillips.
I had to look up John Phillips. Forgot he was the lead singer of Mamas and Papas. He sung CALIFORNIA DREAMING!
Also, right after we brought over John Philips, we claimed Fozzy Whittaker! FOZZY! WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!
I am sure the kids are going to love this signing. The Muppets may be pretty pissed that we took him away, but he is ours now. I didn’t even know Fozzy Bear’s last name, but it is good to know.
On the real:
John Phillips is a tight end from the Dallas Cowboys that is a blocking tight end. He is similar to Randy McMichael, but younger and probably cheaper.
Fozzy Whittaker is a transplant from the Arizona Cardinals and I am sure that Ken Whisenhunt had his input to bring over this way. The dude is 5-foot-10 and plays runningback. He is so awesome, he doesn’t even have a picture in the Cardinals website.