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San Diego Chargers Fans Christmas List

December 23, 2012; Orlando, FL, USA; Santa Claus cheers in the first half of the game between the Orlando Magic and the Utah Jazz at Amway Arena. Mandatory Credit: Brad Barr-USA TODAY Sports

Christmas won’t come till around New Years Eve for Chargers fans, but here are a few things on Chargers fans Christmas list:

Head Coach with balls
General Manager that doesn’t suck balls
Left Tackle that doesn’t fake injuries
Running Back that doesn’t get hurt or fumbles or gains more than 1 yard per carry
Jared Gaither clone without the injuries, without the attitude or nothing like Gaither at all
Starting left guard that is not Ladarius Green’s cousin
Quentin Jammer to move to safety
A secondary like the Seahawks
Philip Rivers to get his eyes checked for color blindness
Philip Rivers to wear gloves for the rest of his career
Bubble wrap for Danario Alexander and Vincent Brown
Longer arms for Melvin Ingram
Stick-um for Robert Meachem
Fountain of youth for Antonio Gates
All 13 first round picks that the Patriots have
Billy Volek
A porta potty for Nick Novak
Mike Scifres to the Pro Bowl
Atari Bigby brownies

What else did I miss?

Topics: San Diego Chargers

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  • http://boltbeat.com/ ChargerGirl Cindi

    I like the list. If we start with the brownies we will not care about the rest too much. Merry Christmas Amigo!

  • 619chargers4life

    A new DR. new trainers. and a partridge in a pear tree lol

  • 619chargers4life

    also for Rivers to join Dancing with the stars to clean up his footwork

    • http://boltbeat.com/ ChargerGirl Cindi

      Good one. ha ha

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