Chargers vs Steelers: Bolt Predictions

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Time to make some bold predictions on the night. I don’t know if they are bold anymore. The team has become very very predictable these days. We start off the game with a lead. The defense holds strong in the first half and the offense finds a way to muster in one scoring drive and then the awesomeness of the second half happens.

The second half, we don’t score more than 3 points and usually get shut out in the second half. The opposing team, the Steelers this week, will find a way to mount a comeback and win the game in miraculous form.

Philip Rivers will have a chance to tie or win the game with the final possession, but will turn the ball over during that drive. Philip will have a pair of turnovers in the second half.

Here are the bold predictions of the game:

  • Micheal Spurlock makes at least 4 catches in the game and Robert Meachem will sit pretty on the bench.
  • Ben Roethlisberger gets sacked zero times in the game
  • Antoine Cason gets an interception and brings it back for a score
  • Nick Novak misses a pair of field goals
  • We get the milk carton ready for Antonio Gates, because he has been missing for too long
  • I will hate every single time they put Jackie Battle into the game
  • I will hate every single time they put Ronnie Brown in the game
  • Ryan Mathews will not do anything to back me up in my hate for the other running backs.
  • Danario Alexander keeps on ticking
  • Topics: San Diego Chargers

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