Dear Jared Gaither,
I apologize for calling you the Big Lazy. I apologize for saying that you are faking an injury and our just sitting on the sideline making a paycheck. I apologize for going to your house and hiding all the remote controls in hopes that you would be able to get up off the couch.
Anyway, the point is I APOLOGIZE!!!!
We need you BUDDY! We need you to line up and protect Philip Rivers on the left side. We are getting murdered out there.
Mike Harris will be a decent BACKUP in the league at some time, but he is showing every day that he is an undrafted free agent starting at left tackle! He is not ready to be playing in the league.
I know you won’t be able to make Jeromey Clary look any better, but you aren’t Superman. We understand that.
Please get up and start playing this week. I will give you free back massages and will also draw you a map to where I placed your remotes.