One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead Raider fans got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other; drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf former Raider heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this lie is true, ask Helen Keller she saw it too.
That is all children you may now return to your seats. (That was for you Bernie. )
I heard that in fourth grade minus the Raiders add-ins. It’s Raider week Bolt Family!!! Let’s get pumped and start throwing Bolts at them!
Thanks for taking a second to read this!