One Bright Day in the Middle of the Night

Aug 25, 2012; Oakland, CA, USA; Oakland Raiders fans Azel Grasty, dressed as the Oaktown Pirate, left, and Ray Perez, dressed as Dr. Death, pose before the game against the Detroit Lions at O.co Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee/Image of Sport-US PRESSWIRE

 

 

 

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead Raider fans got up to fight.  Back to back they faced each other; drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf former Raider heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys.

If you don’t believe this lie is true, ask Helen Keller she saw it too.

That is all children you may now return to your seats. (That was for you Bernie. )

I heard that in fourth grade minus the Raiders add-ins. It’s Raider week Bolt Family!!! Let’s get pumped and start throwing Bolts at them!

Thanks for taking a second to read this!

BoltUp!!!

BoogaP

Topics: Walking Contradictions=Raider Fans

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  • miketuck

    Great the Raiders get more pub than the home team. Now I know what I’ve been missing, being a secret Raider writer.

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