Hell has frozen over….

Jan.1, 2012; Miami, FL, USA; New York Jets punter T.J. Conley (4) before a game against the Miami Dolphins at Sun Life Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-US PRESSWIRE



It is entirely possible that the Mayans were right.  The fiery gates of hell might now be covered in cold, steely ice.  The footloose and fancy free, Sexy Rexy-led Jets have scored their first touchdown in the preseason.

Wait a minute, wait a minute….. We are all going to be ok.  The touchdown drive was not led by either Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow.  It was led by none other than Jets hater, and 3rd string quarterback, Greg McElroy.  Looks like hell is still hot and the Jets are still pathetic.

Thanks a lot for reading.






P.S.  The Jets punter T.J. Conley, pictured above, used to work at a Big 5 Sporting Goods in Walla Walla, WA that I was a manager at for 3 and a half years.  Amazing athlete and star quarterback at DeSales highschool.  Hung out with him a couple times and threw the football each time.  Great arm, by the way.  His dad, athletic trainer at DeSales, watched me dislocate a shoulder at a Peach Basket Classic Basketball tournament and I put in back into place with the help of a building.  Good times.


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  • thegorn

    Tebow sucks. He’ll tease but ultimately he’s a gimmick.

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