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Another title: Carson Palmer puts his foot in his mouth.


According to Palmer, the Raiders will be more than just a playoff team this season.

In a recent interview, he says it’s their division to win.

He says they are closer to being a championship team.

Hold on, I’m choking.

My dog is going to sprout wings any minute.

Is that hell freezing over?

I swear that’s a pink elephant walking down the street.

Is that the moon turning blue?

Hold on, there’s a pig flying outside my window.

I think it will snow here say mid August.

I saw a chicken with teeth the other day.

My pet frog has hair.

My fish climbed our tree today.

You get the idea right?

Not only did they have to wait until the 3rd round until their pick came up, their whole draft was weak, borderline questionable.

Of course Palmer is going to say that.

What else is he supposed to say?

I know my team sucks and we’re not even close to being a playoff team.

We had weak draft picks and the whole team from top to bottom is in disarray.

He’s not gonna say that.

He might think it, but he definitely won’t say it.

But it’s true.

Wake up Carson! You’re dreaming!


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  • Bolts_NFL_music

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha – the title delivers what it promises. Great and creative. Ahh after all it´s good to have the Raiders in our division, lookin´ at them and hearing what they say: always a source of amusement.


    He is out of his mind LOL

  • RussellGrant

    Was he doing the LeBron 4-5 Championships thing too?

  • biggsybolt

    Dude stop it, I just peed myself!!! ROTFLMAO!! Holy pile of guano Batman!!! I think somebody put something in his drink!

  • Robert Neumeyer

    Et, not as funny as reading Ronnie Brown and his 136 yards with 1 TD last season signed with the Chargers.

  • MikeTuck

    The Raiders are no where near a Championship team, yet as smart as Al Davis was he was falling off his rocker the last ten years. He lost respect from his own fans with decisions he made. Well the party for us is over and his son is in charge, if he collabrates with x-team members to bring back the pride then they will start growing as a team again. Palmer won’t see it but losing Al Davis is the last thing us Charger Fans wanted. As long as Al was in control the more of a cartoon it became. So I’m looking at the 80′s coming really soon where the AFC West is one of the strongest conferences in the league. Turner you better turn the ship to head on and dominate because we got a head start on the other 3 but times a comin and it’s time to put these guys in their prospective places.

  • Chargertom

    It could happen.The Raiders could go all the way! (To the bottom of the AFC.West!) and ferther down to the bottom with the Browns.And i think the Browns can beat um!

  • CallyUlrich

    LMAO does Palmer not make enough at his daytime job that he’s gotta get paid to make lameass statements like these!!!