Charlie Whitehurst Will Get The Chargers Back To The Playoffs


Eric P. Mull-US PRESSWIRE

I have a theory and I am pretty sure it is WRONG, but I had to share it with you all anyway. I have heard others mention this also, so I can’t claim to be the only one to have this theory. You ready?

The San Diego Chargers missed out on the playoffs the last couple of seasons because Charlie Whitehurst aka Clipboard Jesus was traded away!

 

Do I even need to explain myself on that one? …I almost ended the post right there, but felt I had to add more to this ludicrous thought

POINT #1: It is Clipboard Jesus!!!!

First off, look at the wig! Quarterbacks with CRAZY awesome hair help teams to the playoffs! Look at the ridiculousness that Tom Brady has in his head right now. Is that a sidewards mo-hawk? And his wife is a super model? Our quarterbacks hair is definitely better than his!

Andy Dalton with his CHEETO hair! That got the Bengals in the playoffs!

You know what good hair means??? PLAYOFFS!

Second point.. He holds the clipboard. Nobody on the roster can hold it at the perfect angle and height that he does and nobody else wanted to. He does it and he likes it!

Every successful team needs a big ol’ cheerleader off of the bench that only sees playing time when we are destroying the other teams. My favorite basketball team, the Chicago Bulls (sorry Lake Show fans), has Brian Scalabrine! Your Lakers used to have Luke Walton. Our Bolts,  Clipboard Jesus!

This post is going nowhere real fast, so I better wrap it up.

The Chargers went 9-7 and finished in third place in  the AFC West in 2005. Whitehurst joined the Chargers the following season and the Bolts responded with a 14-2 record. Since that time, we have only missed out on the playoffs when Whitehurst was playing on another team.

Coincidence? I think not!


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  • LeonardoVelazquez

    You’re a genius and a visionary Mr. Padaon.

  • BoogaP

    I believe in the clipboard. 
     
    And If I ever take up smoking again, I know who to get it from! LMAO!!!!  You should have put a “both” option in the pol!!  LMAO!
     
     

  • BoogaP

    Wow, you really cut to core of me on that one Edub.  Ur like a miniature buddha covered in hair.

  • BrandonReisinger

    Ernie….. Thank you i needed some comic relief today!! Just for argument sake though, is it the hair or the beard??!??! I think that every team needs someone with a thick lumberjack beard to strike fear into the hearts of your opponents!

    • http://boltbeat.com/ epadaon

       @BrandonReisinger wow.. i never had even thought of such a thing! i must do more research now!

  • PeteSpinning1

    Lol.. you’re such a nerd.

    • PeteSpinning1

      Is it ok to believe in the clipboard, and still be completely terrified of Philip getting hurt?
       

      • http://boltbeat.com/ epadaon

         @PeteSpinning1 i think so… but i will check into the facts on that.. haha

        • http://boltbeat.com/ epadaon

           @PeteSpinning1 checked the facts… the clipboard only works if he is holding the clipboard! 

  • 619chargers4life

    sheesh, i go play 18 holes and get home and bolt beat is live and direct and poppin first thing in the morning. i love chargers nation. And baby jesus idk . he seems to be a good luck charm

    • http://boltbeat.com/ epadaon

       @619chargers4life you know it!

  • RMainwaring

    Everyone be careful what you say and DO NOT blaspheme clipboard Jesus!! lol Are you running out of things to write about, e dawg? I guess Boogs and me better get busy!

    • http://boltbeat.com/ epadaon

       @RMainwaring hahaha… me run out of ideas… NEVAH!!!!

  • MikeTuck

    Whitehurst has a big fullback and a great runningback to take the pressure off him. he just has to stay in his comfort zone and hit the open man. A QB especially coming off the bench is only as good as his O-line. So if the young chargers linemen and the rookies play like a unit and protect charlie he’ll get the job done. I don’t want to see the clipboard calling in plays every down, because Rivers has the ability to run the offense 2-3 plays at a time. The pace is to slow and the defense reads the plays alot easier when you take so much time. The chargers need to practice the hurry-up half of their snaps, ( see Brady and Manning ) Rivers should be at the line with half the clock left. This would lessen the offensive mistakes for minus yards. Also a 3rd QB would be nice to have to be training for the coming years.