Twas the Night Before…

Twas the night before the draft and all through the Hall,

Not an agent was stirring they were all making calls,

When he laid his head down and started dreaming of playing ball,

It was the Bolts phone call that was making him fall,

Him in his shirt with his phone in his lap,

Said man I can’t believe the Bolts had me in their draft,

 

Now Rivers, now Mathews, now Brown, and Gates

On Philips, on Johnson, on Barnes and Garay,

Top the TOP OF THE WEST, On top of them all,

Now take a lead, build a lead, as Malcom is TALL,

 

A.J. reached to his phone to give someone a jingle,

“Welcome to San Diego Hightower, I can not wait to mingle!”

Norv watched on as a tear was brought to his eye,

HAPPY DRAFT TIME TO ALL, AND LET THE BOLTS REACH SKY HIGH!

OH SANTA! When will you learn!

ENJOY THE DRAFT FOLKS!

Joey Nicks

Topics: Draft.

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  • biggsybolt

    Ha-ha, awesome Joey, just freekin awesome! !!

  • http://boltbeat.com/ epadaon

    DONTA!!!! LETS BRING IT!!!

  • BoogaP

    Each gets better! My fav yet man!

  • drewwall1

    I swear if we draft offense in the first round I am going to be upset. I will accept Upshaw, Hightower, or the guy from Boise State.

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