September 25, 2011; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers defensive tackle Antonio Garay (71) during the second quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-US PRESSWIRE

My Plea to Antonio Garay!

Alright, here it goes.  I know you’ve been “shopping around.”  I know you deserve the right to see what you’re worth to other teams.   Hell, you’ve earned it! I’ve heard that the Chargers have put an offer on the table.  Haven’t heard as to what that offer is for, though, and will be interseted to find that out.

Let’s get down to it.  I have dubbed you the “Hairdo Monet.”  With a Monet, it looks amazing from a distance, but the closer you get the worse the art appears to be.  I realize that you didn’t need to hear that part.  You’re a smart dude.  My “reference” to you as the “Hairdo Monet” is that your “do” looks amazing without a helmet on and then you put it on and everybody needs to turn, sprint, and get the “eff” out the way!!! You don’t want to see it up close!

You happen to be one of my favorite Chargers.  In the short time that you have been a Charger you have made a significant impact on defense.  People, myself included, aren’t able to completely realize how difficult it is to play nose in a 3-4.  Although I think I get it, I have no idea what it is like to get double and tripled teamed by 300 lb behemoths that happen to be as athletic as they are strong.

Listen.  I live in Charlotte, NC.  I am looking for a barber.  I need a haircut BADLY!!  Wife is about to make me sleep in a tent man! But, in knowing that you had a contract to “re-do” I thought this might be a final persausion.  LMBO!  Yeah, probably not.  Anyway.  If you sign your deal with the Chargers I will agree to have you design my next “do” with whatever Chargers symbols, colors, etc. you and your barber can come up with for my next hairstyle.  In addition,  the same can be said for the bye week and when the Chargers make the playoffs as well.  And, hmmmm,  I’d be short-sighted to not add in the Superbowl???

Antonio, you are one of the most under-rated players in the league, much less on the Bolts squad.  Do the right thing and BOLT UP!!


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  • chargerjroc

    @chargersbuzztap Garay, and castillo…. Resign I huge. Make it happen, then get battle or bensen.

  • epadaon

    i hope we get him back!!! we need depth on that defensive line. it is bare!!! 
    i like what garay did for us a couple of seasons ago and think we can get that production back with new coach pagano in there. 

  • alannivar

    I talked to Garay a couple of weeks ago at a Rahway (NJ) basketball game. I asked him if he was coming back and he said hopefully. Just so happened that i was wearing my chargers snapback.

    • epadaon

      @alannivar i love the insider info!!! thats awesome! hope he makes it back here

      • epadaon

        hope  antoniogaray71 knows that we love him out here in the Best Coast

    • BoogaP

       Good stuff bro! What a moment that must have been.  Thanks!

  • A_Eme_O_Ere

    Hope we get Garay back (and Tommie Harris).

  • A_Eme_O_Ere

    BTW – Congratulations to Eric Weddle for being named the best Free Safety in the NFL by Bleacher Report! I wonder if Warren Saap can pick him out of a lineup now?