Craigslist Ad: Head Coach Wanted

I am so happy that the people of San Diego are taking a proactive approach for finding a new head coach for the team. Just found this ad on craigslist asking people to send resumes for a head coaching position to Chargers Park.

I promise I didn’t write it. My ad would have additional skills like:
Name rhymes with Deff Pisher, Dill Bowher or Bandy Beid
Will stop his players from tweeting stupid stuff out to the public
Knows where the gas pedal is
Has a level of emotion greater than dull
And on and on and on

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