Some New Definitions


The guys from Bolts From the Blue found that someone was messing with the AJ Smith wikipedia page. So I did a little research myself on a site called Urban Dictionary and found a couple of definitions that you might like:

Dysfunctional

1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.

Norved

1. Contraction for “Norv Turner“, currently the head coach of the cratering San Diego Chargers. Used to describe the pinnacle of dysfunctional head coaching abilities conversationally.

2. They’ve been Norved, e.g. cursed by several years of bad luck Murphy’s Law, or just plain pathetic.

3. Norving, the act of being Norved. See FUBAR and AJ Smithed.