The preaseason schedule was announced and the Chargers find themselves being attacked by birds.
The Seattle Seahawks will nest at Qualcomm for the fourth year in a row to get things going.
Then the Bolts are off to battle the Super Bowl runner-up Arizona Cardinals.
The Hitchcockian portion of the tour ends with the Chargers swooping into Atlanta and facing the Falcons.
Preason and my weak analogy is capped with a home game against the San Fransisco 49′ers.
Nothing spectacular to look forward to, but football is football. Is it August yet?