It comes to me as no shock at all that Mike Vick has been indicted in the ongoing dog fighting investigation.
After all, he is from Newport News, VA.
Fellow west coasters, you might not have any clue what Newport News is or where you could find it on a map. Take it from me, I’ve gotten gas there many a road trip in my east coast days, nothing good ever comes out of Newport News.
Unless hookers, nascar t’s, 40 oz. Schlitz, fart stench, and thickburgers are high on your list–or you work for Northrop Grummon.
And I used to think Mike Vick was the Jordan of football — the guy that’d change the way the game was played, based on his talent. When Vick took VTech from an emerging team in the Big East to a national champion contender, there was no one more in awe of Ron Mexico. I remember telling my father that he’d change football forever. I remember summer training in college trying to attain just a hint of the speed and arm strength this guy had.
But, I guess I gave him too much credit.
Hanging dogs? Shooting dogs? Electrocuting dogs? What planet do these people live on? (Newport News). Even Pacman Jones making it rain in a strip club thinks you’re a disgrace. Mark Chmura and his 17 year old, Arbor-Misted babysitter thinks Vick’s terrible.




